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doratheauror's Journal

Created on 2008-06-09 08:58:10 (#15818364), last updated 2008-06-21

36 comments received, 960 comments posted

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Name:Dora Tonks
Birthdate:1972-12-26
Location:London, England, United Kingdom
Bio
WOTCHER, BITCHEZ. I'M NYMPHADORA TONKS, BUT YOU'D BETTER NOT FUCKING CALL ME NYMPHADORA.

I LIKE TO DRINK. A LOT. GRAIN ALCOHOL IF I CAN GET MY HANDS ON IT.

I AM ALSO IN AN AWESOME RAP GROUP MADE UP OF FORMERLY KNOWN AS DEAD PEOPLE. WE ARE CALLED D-12. HERE IS A LOVELY PHOTO OF US:


[THANKS TO [info]rapier_of_lulz.]

I LIKE TO BE CALLED BY MY BADASS RAPPER ALTER-EGO NAME, NYMPHO DORA.

I SWEAR LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER AND IF YOU CROSS ME, MY FRIENDS, OR MY CHILDREN, I WILL CUT YOU BECAUSE I AM AN AUROR, WHICH IS BASICALLY A WIZARD NINJA, AND THAT IS HOW WE ROLL. YOU BITCHEZ. FUCK YOU.

WHEN I'M NOT CUTTING BITCHES I'M AT THE OFFICE AT THE MINISTRY. I HANG OUT WITH MY BFFILS, HARRY, OKAY.

YOU GUYS ARE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT.

OH, AND MY FATHER (WHO IS BACK FROM THE DEAD) IS THE INVENTOR OF TOASTER STRUEDAL. AND HE MAKES PIES NOW, BECAUSE HE LOVES THEM. SO IF HE OFFERS YOU A PIE, JUST TAKE IT, CAUSE HE IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT HIS PIES.
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